"Living with Claudia Winkleman." A new reality TV show for people tired of TV.
Could we enjoy our lives in the knowledge that we are not living with a certain personality? Or will we take solace in the thought that things really couldn't be worse.
Lurid tales of what goes on behind her front door is only the beginning...
Have you taken sufficient prescription drugs? Yes, then this could be just for you. Experience the sense of horror in the face of the void. Atheists especially welcome, as you leave all beliefs behind. Virtual-3D-holo-sensurround-tasto-woofer-personal induction system essential for total sensory immersion. See local nano stockists. Points are given the longer you can stand it. 23 seconds is the current record. Any unqualified superlatives that you might hear will only increase the pain. Contact your GP for health insurance cover. The TV production company accepts no liability for mental illness. On the form select either the "euthansia" option or "section 2 of the mental health act". Vogon poetry is a distant relative as self-asphyxiation could be the only escape.
Alternatively, watch Film 2011 where you will get some idea of why the above show was commissioned in the first place.
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